What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 05:21
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Alan Turing's iconic paper on a 'universal computing machine' goes up for auction - Live Science
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
What does it mean if you dream your dad died?
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
NASA Is Planning to Build a Massive Telescope on the Moon’s Dark Side - The Daily Galaxy
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The European Central Bank is almost guaranteed to cut rates. Here's what could happen next - CNBC
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
All international travelers should get measles vaccine, CDC says - OregonLive.com
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This Is How To Make Your Brain Act 4 Years Younger, According To Science - MindBodyGreen
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...